A variety of explanations have been postulated over the years to account for sightings of the Loch Ness Monster. These may be categorised as: misidentifications of common animals; misidentifications of inanimate objects or effects; reinterpretations of traditional Scottish folklore; hoaxes; and exotic species of large animals.    -Wikipedia.org

This little buddy was knit with 00 needles and two colors of variegated sock yarn.  His body is stuffed, but his flippers are not, and his head stays up on its own, no pipe cleaners or wires, so he is even baby safe, though he is not intended for a baby.  The little horns are my favorite part. 

I do have a crochet post upcoming, though I make no promises about when.  I will leave you with this awesome photo of the McCartney family I came across on Child of the Moon.  All I see when I look at this picture is the cover of the most awesome family sweaters knitting booklet ever.

I wish it was in color.

There is no way to do justice to all the information out there on this wheel.  I’ll just give you a quick overview and a synopsis of my feelings about it.  So, here is my beautiful Kromski Sonata.  Kromski is a family company, and they still build their wheels in Poland.  The main thing I was looking for in a wheel was that it was compact and portable.  We live in a small house and we own a lot of stuff, so I knew I didn’t have the space for a large wheel.  Also, apparently, wheels with two pedals, as opposed to one, are easier for beginners to operate.  (I don’t know about this from experience because I’m hardheaded and I usually just buy what I want after doing research, instead of trying things out.  This generally works okay, so I haven’t altered my practices.)  Price, of course, was also a factor.  You can spend a lot on a wheel, but it seems like the very least you can spend is around $350.  This one cost a bit more than that, but it is also full sized, which a lot of folding wheels are not.  This wheel folds down and fits into a nice carry bag, that I can wear as a backpack (though it is big enough that I look a little like a Ninja Turtle).  Also, like many of the other Kromski wheels, it has a more traditional look, which I thought was attractive.  Also, I sprung the extra $20 for the walnut finish. 

Let me tell you, learning to spin from written instructions and short clip videos on Youtube is not for the faint of heart or short of patience.  I chose a weekend when my husband was away fishing and I had the whole house to myself to curse, cry, etc.  I had a dickens of a time getting started.  To get started you attach some leader, or waste yarn, to the bobbin where the spun yarn will be collected, and then attach your unspun wool to that leader.  Well, I was remembering my spindle, and trying to use acrylic yarn for the leader, or some of the unspun yarn, twisted up into rudimentary wool.  These things really do kind of work on a spindle.  But the wheel was too strong and my spun wool kept breaking.  Additionally, I got one spindle “full enough” before I realized while reading an article on plying, the second step in this process, that I was doing the whole thing LEFT HANDED.  I’m not left handed. 

One additional hurdle I seem to have conceived for myself is that the wool I’m spinning with was not meant to be spun with.  A spinner friend of mine bought way too much wool at some point.  She had some of it converted into batts for quilts, big flat rectangles of unspun wool.  I took two of these batts off her hands, thinking I would make quilts with them, but then I was thinking, why learn with good stuff, why not learn with not so good stuff and move to the good stuff later, and also it is a nice color anyway.  I think, because it wasn’t meant for spinning, the folks who processed the wool into a batt didn’t card it as well as wool intentioned for spinning.  I think this because this wool is full of neps, little fuzzballs that are hard to stretch out into flat enough and so they stay little fuzzballs form slubs, which are the non-uniform parts of the yarn that are like soft bumps.  See, neps and slubs, all kinds of fun language.  In the end, all I can hope is that they give the yarn a little bit of a tweed look.

So, I’ve started to fill my second bobbin, and once that is done and I have somewhere around the same amount of spun wool on both then I’ll ply them together, and then I’ll have yarn.  Well, I’ll have yarn after I “set the twist” which is basically like blocking the yarn, like you would block a sweater (blocking: to get a wool thing wet and stretch it into the shape you want, and then pin it or something until it is dry, and then it retains the shape you want).

Things that bewilder me: getting the spun wool to be collected evenly on the bobbin.  There are lots of photos of people’s spinning and it is very nicely collected on the bobbin, whereas mine is all humped.  Second: people in spinning articles I’ve been reading keep talking about twists per inch, and how you want all the yarn you are using for one project to have the same twists per inch, but I’ll be darned if I can figure out how you count twists per inch. 

My order came in from baglady.com.  I think I came to their site first through a Google image search for Herbert Niebling, the ridiculously beautiful knit lace designer (And I was pointed to Herbert Niebling by Franklin Habit’s blog).  I was lured in to the site by an image of the beautiful knit bag that you can see on the front cover the magazine here.  Also, Piecework seemed like too perfect a publication for me, and I’m going to subscribe.  I mean, the annual lace issue, with articles about Dresden lace, tatted lace, knit lace, and needle lace?  You had me at “annual lace.”  I’ve knitted lace with big needles and skinny yarn, but we all know I won’t be happy till I’ve knitted lace with tiny needles and thread.  It must be said, if there is a more technical way to do a thing, that is the way for me.

And then, once I was on the site, and ordering one back issue of a magazine, well, I was already paying $8 shipping.  So, I got the thread to make the bag, though I got mine in light blue.  I once came across the blog of someone making the Princess Shawl in light blue and I thought it was so beautiful.  I do have the pattern book for the Princess Shawl, bought in a fit of optimism, but lets not kid around here, that isn’t happening any time soon.  I’ll be happy enough to be knitting tulips with practically sewing thread and 00 needles. 

  And speaking of needles, those colored tubes in the bottom right of the photo are my new needles, 4/0, 5/0, and 6/0.  Here is a photo with my thumb for scale.  I swear I do not have a giant thumb that I have to drag around behind me.  Now that I see the 4/0 next to the 6/0 I think, why did I order such giant needles?  And whenever I go on bugknits.com, I think, why am I not ordering 11/0 needles?  I know why, I know why.  At the very least it has to do with all the projects that are sitting around the house half finished.  I mean, I’ve run out of canvas bags to keep projects in, and I have a lot of canvas bags.  Let me see what I can do about that. 

  I know, I know, what do I do, just sit around making Amigurumi animals all day/night?  Yes, yes, that is exactly what I do/would like to be doing.  Well, here is the fiddler crab, one of those patterns I mentioned in the last post that aren’t in Hansi Singh’s book, quite tragically, but are for sale on her Ravelry page, quite fantastically. 

I modeled my crab on this photo of a real fiddler crab.  Turns out there are a lot of fiddler crabs out there with a lot of pizzazz, so actually it was a little bit of a challenge finding one in colors that still looked convincingly natural in yarn.

Of course, like the mantis, he came out WAY TOO BIG.  I mean, as it was, I did this guy on size 2s, and he still came out like some kind of hulking beast.  But who wants to do a toy pattern for the first time in sock yarn?  Even I shutter to think of some weird aspect of a pattern I haven’t even dreamed of that would be impossible somehow to do tiny, or to do with dpns instead of circular needles, or something.  And so I will be fated to make all these toys normal sized at least once. 

  When I had made a few legs I could see which way the wind was blowing, and as a pretext for checking out a new yarn store (The Swift Stitch in Santa Cruz) I got some blue and white and red lace weight alpaca.  I looked for tinier needles than I have, but those don’t seem to have hit the general commercial market (imagine that!)  I thought I could use the 000 needles, but you know what, they are too large (I say this with glee tinged with dread), and so I’ve ordered 0000, 00000, and 000000 needles.  I’m pretty excited, and also concerned.  If I start typing the blog in tiny sized font, someone should come help me.  The next question would be which critter should really be the first to be the tiniest of all?  The seahorse is a long time favorite pattern, and I’m always trying to make life-sized seahorse (more on that later).  However, in general I’m worried about bending these tiny needles making toys, but even a bent needle knits straight, right?  Isn’t that a Zen koan or something? 

I used plastic covered steal wire in the legs, so they are much stronger and more ridged.  Also that thin wire was almost too thick for the skinny legs, but it just fit.  The other alteration I made was to work the last row of the eye with the main body color, giving the mantis pupils.  I’ve included here a photo of the second eye under construction.  It just looks so creepy, mantis eye surgery. 

To make this mantis I used 000 needles and sock yarn.  The brown is some yarn that I had left over from the snail socks from the first post on this blog.  The green is some lovely variegated yarn I bought in a department store called Coop in Switzerland.  It was sort of one of those “yarn in a department store, how novel, I must buy some” moments, but I’m so glad I did.  It came out so buggy, and I always forget that I don’t have a problem with variegated yarn in stockinette stitch.  I truly hate it, say, in the ribs of a sock leg, where it comes out so messy, but it looks very pretty here.  Though I did end up bending one of my 000 needles during some tight knitting, I’m so pleased with this guy and he makes me want to make all of the Amigurumi animals on a small scale.

Also,  a little side note.  I had first discovered the designer of this pattern, Hansi Singh on etsy.com.  She published a book of patterns last year, but many great patterns, including my favorite, the sea horse, were not in the book.  After the publication of the book, her etsy store closed, and I often felt very sad about it.  I love her patterns and want everyone to own them, but also, I hadn’t bought them all!  Well, it turns out that she still has all her patterns for sale on Ravelry.com, a fiber arts social networking site.  So, sheeps be praised, you can still get the patterns.  I find that almost as pleasing as this mantis. 

And perhaps, because that is my knitting tableau of choice, I have been keeping a little cozy catalog in my head of knitting popping up in unexpected places, and I though that perhaps I should just post about it, instead of keeping it to myself.  I will present them in order from least to most unexpected.

The first two instances appear in books, so I’ll try to make them quick to make way for the pictures.

I’ve been reading the Anne of Green Gables series of books  The last one, Rilla of Ingleside, is set in the Canadian home-front during WWI.  Let me say, heart break and romance and gossip aside, those ladies spent the whole war knitting socks for the soldiers.  There is one scene where Susan, the old house-keeper, is knitting and reading at the same time.  These ladies knit when they are socializing, they knit when they can’t sleep, they knit all the time.  After hearing news that the Germans have broken through the British line, the ladies of the house are all beside themselves with grief, thinking the war is lost, and this exchange takes place:

           “…They all walked the floor; except Susan, who got out her grey war sock.
                 ‘Mrs. Dr. dear, I must knit on Sunday at last.  I have never dreamed of doing it before for, say what might be said, I
            have considered it was a violation of the third commandment.  But whether it is or whether it is not I must knit today
            or I shall go mad.’
                  ‘Knit if you can, Susan,’ said Mrs. Blythe restlessly.  ‘I would knit if I could—but I cannot—I cannot.’”
 
Don’t worry though, because just a few pages later we find Anne knitting away, though in agitation she knits four inches past where she should have turned the heel. 

The second instance in a book was a little less expected.  Besides the Anne books, I’ve also been reading some great 1940s screwball mysteries by the pseudonymous Craig Rice.  They are full of hard drinking, wild driving, and three or four murders a novel, so imagine my surprise and pleasure when I came across this passage in 8 Faces at 3.  The main characters go to the Chicago brothel where they stashed a possible murderess:

              “They found Madam Fraser engaged in teaching Holly the intricacies of a new knitting stitch.
                       ‘Oh, hello,’ the gray-haired woman said as they came in the door.  Then to Holly, ‘No, dearie, no.  You
               wind the yarn around twice, and then—,’
                        ‘Show me too,’ Helene said.
            There was a brief discussion of the pattern, the eventual effect, and the kind of yarn to use.  Jake thought it
            gave a pleasantly cozy touch to the murder.

I think it is pretty cozy too. 

And this leads me to my final instance of knitting popping up unexpectedly.  Like most knitters, I’m sure, I like to knit and watch movies or TV.  And I’m not sure if most people are like this, but I’ve definitely watched all the new content I’m interested in on the streaming video section of Netflix, leaving me to re-watch plenty of old favorites, but also leading me to watch a lot of movies that are chosen a little haphazardly.  That is how I came to watch Foul Play, a Goldie Hawn, Chevy Chase vehicle/Alfred Hitchcock homage.  Though it seems, judging from the Wikipedia page that the film was not a critical success, it does have a lot to offer: a young Dudley Moore, a behind the scenes shoot out at a performance of the Mikado, and, most importantly, death by knitting needles!  Also, I would like to give a shout out to the set dresser, because though Goldie Hawn’s character seems to be exclusively a knitter, there are a lot of nice crocheted afghans in her apartment as well, leading me to believe that either, this lady crafts a lot off camera, or she has a very devoted Grandma. 

Goldie knitting while sitting on a pretty nice Granny Square afghan.

Goldie's hand reaching into her knitting basket during the attack, and then her attacker, laid low by knitting needles.

Goldie looking cozy under a beautiful ripple afghan.

Now, I've got a little goal of posting every day this week, so there will be some real crafting coming soon!

There really isn't much more to say.  I think I will have to make a smaller one, because I intended to take this lady to work, and I feel she is just a little too big. 

I have started lots of new projects in the past few weeks, and that is why no new posts.  I'll get on it soon enough.